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theonion:



Experts: “We can just keep using the chairs we have.”

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anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

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Posted on Sep 29, 2014 at 10PM

thepacificrimjob:

kaciart:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

i expected cute noises

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bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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wakaflackalypse:

trevenants:

#iconic

this is honestly one of the defining moments of the last decade

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batchthecumber:

So my school has this thing where we give offerings to our mascot, Testudo, during finals week because legend has it that he’s pretty lucky.

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And it’s this pretty cool tradition. But now, well, I think it may be getting a little out of hand….

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221cbakerstreet:

CUTE SMALL PIRATE CAT FRIEND

(Source: zipping)

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I want you to hold my hand while we go grocery shopping. I want you to play with my hair while we watch tv. I want you to kiss me in the middle of my sentence because you wanted to taste my words. I want you to rub my back as we fall asleep. I want you to sing my favorite song when I look sad. I want you to do these things without having to think about them. Do them because you love me.


— (via the-psycho-cutie)

Found you, my Kubby ❥

(via cleanbodyfreshstart)

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gnarly:

legodildo:

PLEASE

OMG

gnarly:

legodildo:

PLEASE

OMG

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thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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stunningpicture:

How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.

stunningpicture:

How we beat the heat in Australia. Ice cold can on a warm belly.

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xfullcanvasx:

"fight me you bitch"

xfullcanvasx:

"fight me you bitch"

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