Posted on Aug 31, 2014 at 4PM permalink

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Posted on Aug 31, 2014 at 4PM permalink

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

Posted on Aug 26, 2014 at 3AM

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

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Posted on Aug 26, 2014 at 3AM permalink

breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

332,007 notes • reblogged from tittled 1 week ago

Anonymous asked:

What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

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Posted on Aug 26, 2014 at 3AM permalink

fuckyeah-nerdery:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

image

PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.

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Posted on Aug 26, 2014 at 3AM

tyleroakley:

drunktrophywife:

vinebox:

Feeding the wild Teddy Bears

THIS FUCKED ME IP

ABSOLUTELY NOT

(Source: vinebox)

26,026 notes • reblogged from unicord 1 week ago
Posted on Aug 26, 2014 at 3AM permalink

(Source: life-of-beyonce)

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Posted on Aug 26, 2014 at 3AM permalink

clacl:

taking a selfie thinking it looks good and then seeing it flipped

image

(Source: sadfrogs)

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Posted on Aug 25, 2014 at 2PM permalink

dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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Posted on Aug 25, 2014 at 2PM permalink

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

(Source: iraffiruse)

359,924 notes • reblogged from greenestgoods 1 week ago
Posted on Aug 21, 2014 at 2PM permalink

lovemetoinfinity:

stayy0ungandwild:

This is still my favorite picture. 


Holy shit.

lovemetoinfinity:

stayy0ungandwild:

This is still my favorite picture. 

Holy shit.

75,544 notes • reblogged from unicord 1 week ago
Posted on Aug 21, 2014 at 2PM

nuanced-subversion:

is this beautiful solidarity too much for you, anon?

(also, i feel bad for you.)

93,521 notes • reblogged from parasailin-sarahpalin 1 week ago
Posted on Aug 21, 2014 at 2PM permalink

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

465,614 notes • reblogged from parasailin-sarahpalin 1 week ago
Posted on Aug 21, 2014 at 2PM permalink

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

437,042 notes • reblogged from and-none-for-gretchen-weinersbye 1 week ago