Posted on Sep 18, 2014 at 12AM
me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point
570,725 notes • reblogged from averyrosewoods 19 hours ago
Posted on Sep 18, 2014 at 12AM

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

(Source: yousaytheydontcare)

183,992 notes • reblogged from sydneycherise 19 hours ago
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sh4ne:

paceboy:

sh4ne:

caraknightley:

nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store

Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store…….. 

shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it

maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings

(Source: goatpolice)

83,612 notes • reblogged from ofmonstersandgods
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celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

311,045 notes • reblogged from nishlo
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mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

79,902 notes • reblogged from epic-humor 19 hours ago
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wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

127,247 notes • reblogged from tittled
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yeevil:

probably not that

(Source: weirdinternet)

94,216 notes • reblogged from epic-humor 19 hours ago
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lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

264,802 notes • reblogged from epic-humor
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deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

93,258 notes • reblogged from nishlo 19 hours ago
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jawnsolo:

ninjawear:

howtodresswell:

would u punch a kid for $500,000

shit I’ll do it for $10

i’ll give you $10 to let me punch a kid

306,853 notes • reblogged from ofmonstersandgods
Posted on Sep 17, 2014 at 3AM permalink

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

26,314 notes • reblogged from ofmonstersandgods
Posted on Sep 17, 2014 at 3AM permalink

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

159,937 notes • reblogged from unicord
Posted on Sep 16, 2014 at 1PM permalink

aconnormanning:

Joe Biden you slick fuck giving A+ cute tips and slipping in a message about healthcare on a pic of you looking fine as shit back in the day.

aconnormanning:

Joe Biden you slick fuck giving A+ cute tips and slipping in a message about healthcare on a pic of you looking fine as shit back in the day.

(Source: shebegb)

61,235 notes • reblogged from ofmonstersandgods 2 days ago
Posted on Sep 16, 2014 at 1PM permalink

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

thecutestofthecute:

So I lost like 10 followers for posting pictures of rottweilers

okay

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then

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fine

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Puppy party without you guys

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LATER HATERS

WHY WOULD YOU UNFOLLOW OVER ADORABLE PUPPIES

113,892 notes • reblogged from foreveralone-lyguy
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